As attentive readers may have noticed, I've haven't posted much recently. It's not that I've been extremely busy; I've just been in a blog rut. And the longer you're in a blog rut, the harder it is to come up with something to write.
But, if anything can get me out a rut, it's the condition of the modern church. Recently, my family received a email forward from a friend referencing a news article in the Toledo City Paper cheekily titled, "Viva Las Jesus: Hitting the entertainment jackpot with Toledo’s churches". Reporters, evidently unbelievers, toured several megachurches in the Toledo area. Their report is a sad indictment of mainstream Christianity. Just listen to the intro:
Big, booming, concert hall-worthy speakers? Rockin’ tunes accompanied by nifty background graphics, PowerPoint presentations, and fully choreographed services? Get me to the church on time.
Getting your Jesus on has never been a more entertaining experience. At these big, bombastic megachurches, you’re unlikely to find leather-bound hymnals or be forced to listen to a fire and brimstone preacher dressed in a brown suit preach on for more than two hours … and for that, we shout "Hallelujah!”
City Paper visited several area megachurches (and a few smaller churches known for putting on a kickin’ show) in an attempt to gauge the entertainment value of these salvation supernovas.
"Getting your Jesus has never been a more entertaining experience," eh? Churches are making Jesus sound like a cup of coffee; He's something you "get," and the more entertaining that "getting" is, the better! The "Jesus" these megachurches are offering is not the Jesus of the Scriptures. The upshot of the reviews is that the churches get people emotionally high with Christian rock music then have a quick sermon-lite. Where is the substance in that? Look at this review:
"The service kicked off by …" 35 minutes of inundation with rocking gospel from Minister of Music Derick Thomas and his band. "The music was …" intense! We’re talking electric guitar jams, Bowie-worthy synth riffs and drum solos from a percussionist who could’ve been a member of the Blue Man Group. Combine the instruments with a full gospel choir and soulful soloists, and you have the makings of a well-produced, if non-traditional, religious experience. "The sermon lasted exactly 30 minutes and covered …" reaping the rewards of "the Lord’s rains" and "being holy even when nobody’s watching." Truth be told, it’s hard to say exactly how long these sermons lasted during this two-hour service, as lengthy musical interludes often interrupted the talking portions. "...... Yikes! Cornerstone’s ministers know how to work a crowd, and it’s hard not to get swept up in the frenzy. The service climaxed with a bombastic synthesizer crescendo as worshipers transformed into a mass of waving hands and praying voices.
Something is indeed terribly wrong if even unbelievers can recognize that allegedly Christian music mirrors secular musicians. Now I realize that there is a range of standards of music in my readership and the rock music debate can go on until we're blue in the face, but I hope everyone sees that these rock concerts are completely out place in the church. While I hesitate to question the motives of the people involved, I honestly think that rock concerts as the main course, as it were, in churches is absolute drivel. What is its purpose? To get members pumped up and emotionally charged so they think they're having some spiritual experience. Look at the conclusion of the review:
Sensory overload and charismatic ministers make Cornerstone a compelling experience for devout non-denominational Christians. The uninitiated, on the other hand, might find the crowd’s ecstasy and the relative lack of sermon substance more frightening than fulfilling.
So an unbeliever can recognize the weak unedifying nature of this church yet the 4,000 members can't? What is wrong with this picture?
America has abandoned the New Testament model of the church in exchange for an entertainment-driven, human-focused "experience." The meeting of the church is not supposed to be a time where we can get revved up by "a rockin’ Christian rock sextet that’ll make even the most sin-happy soul shout "Hallelujah!". Where is the sound, deep Biblical doctrine? Where is the edification from Scripture? What about Christ-honoring, Scripture-filled songs and hymns? Where is the accountability--which I extremely, extremely doubt there is in a thousand-strong megachurch--among the members? Where is the strong preaching against sin (the "fire-and-brimstone" that the churches did not have as the reviews gushed)? Though I think that the regular meeting of the believers is supposed to be more a time of edification for believers not an evangelism service, it is the Church's job to ensure that unbelievers that visit are spiritually uncomfortable. One reviewer writes:
Even though I have no intention of leaving my Tibetan Buddhist-meets-Catholic belief system, I’d go back [to the church]. It added a new dimension to my beliefs and made me chill out for a while, something that’s nearly impossible most of the time.
If all that church does is "add new dimensions" to people's existing paganism, then it has little or no true spiritual power. If the reviewer can chill out for awhile without being seriously challenged about his or her paganism, then something is wrong with that church. I disagree with the statement that it's "nearly impossible most of the time;" this is going on in more churches than we would care to admit. It's mainstream Christianity.
The moral deterioration of America is not due to liberal takeovers of Congress or bad political agendas. It is due to the failings of the church to maintain sound orthodoxy and orthopraxy. Wait, maybe they just haven't followed Joel Osteen's 7 steps to fulfilling their true potential...
~Jonathan
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